Red Mage Revolution

Goblin revenge. Part I

Maybe I wasn't cut out for merits.

It all started with the last version update. All kinds of new spells and meritable abilities to test out. I couldn't wait, I figure with a 40k buffer into 75 I would be okay to switch over to merits.

Obviously I was mistaken.

Chalked up almost 15 deaths since switching over to merits. Needless to say some of them have been in pretty... Interesting places.

Lets just say my 75th level Red Mage has died more in Valkurm Dunes then in Dynamis-San d'oria.

It's something about goblins, Now don't get me wrong the other beastmen have taken their toll on my experiance points too. But damn. Those goblins don't know when to quit. They are vicious little bastards, I can blame atleast 5 deaths on that Bomb Toss ability.

I can also blame about 9 of those deaths on Convert... but that is besides the point.

So anyway I figure it's time to inact alittle goblin revenge. That last death was a cheap shot, and I've had enough. Killing me out in Dynamis or crazy dungeons with names I can't spell is one thing, but Valkurm dunes... that's the last straw.

I rack my brain for a way to get back at all goblin kind. First thing I thought of was just killing all of them... Then I realized that that would take alot of work and possibly more death. I thought of turning the other beastmen against the goblins in which would result in a bloody coup in the beastmen armies. But honestly have you every tried talking to an orc? Let alone tried explaining how to over throw the goblins, So plan B is right out.

That leaves me with, smaller more focused killing spree.

...So I'm in Jeuno. No, I'm not killing newbs... maybe a few... but that's not why I'm here. I'm here to kill those damn double crossing goblins. I mean they are in Jeuno they can't be that tough probably all soft and flabby from making chocolate all day.

I walk in calm and cool(It's always the last ones you expect) they didn't see it coming. I whiped out my Joy-toy- no that you little pervs, my sword. I start the stabing and the killing but damn they are fiesty little armorers and chefs. I got the fat one that makes the RSE(If you need Mithra Male RSE I'll hook you up.) but the chef hit me with a freaking pan. A piece of cookware... little guy has a good arm on him though, knocked me clean out.

I woke up a couple hours later at my home point, only missing some gil and an odd pain in my bottom, I do not wish to speculate the source.

One dead gobin didn't make my urge for revenge subside, but for now I need to go learn to sleep on my stomach.

posted by LaFayette @ 4:38 AM